Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think your dad took our porno
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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