so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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