Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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