So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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