I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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