Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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