well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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