I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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