Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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