I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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