angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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