You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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