i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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