belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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