Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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