Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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