having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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