I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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