My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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