just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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