there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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