i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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