wakey wakey hands off snakey
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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