Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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