WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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