You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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