God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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