Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Of course I have a pirate flag
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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