I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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