we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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