I think im going to throw up on grandma
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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