I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
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I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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