Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You ruined the universe
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