dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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