i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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