Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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