is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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