Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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