Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Your cock deserves a montage
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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