I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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