Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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