At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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