chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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