what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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