I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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