Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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