Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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