is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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