I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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