You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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