Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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