So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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