I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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