she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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