Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Who did Billy Mays play for?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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