i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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